Whisper Eye Investigates the towns in western Uganda where immorality is at its peak. These are the towns where the likelihood of you catching an STD is more than anywhere else. That’s if you don’t wear gloves. Which are those centers of civilization where you just don’t just go dipping your ‘wire’ in random female …..? Well, here they are.
1. Mbarara City:
The capital city of western Uganda is also the capital of sin. People’s minds are as dirty as the shorts of a primary school kid during ‘Games Time’. Women are quick to open their legs and men are quick to use their private parts all in the name of having fun. No one is loyal in Mbarara. The person you’ve dated for years is probably getting ploughed by someone else when you aren’t around and the rate at which the city is invested with prostitutes,watch your panties!!!
2. Kabwohe:
This is Uganda’s version of Sodom and Gomorhah. Religious minds and naysayers have even argued that Kabwohe is the high level of sin and is the reason so many road accidents happen around the area. There are lots of prostitutes in Salgaa and for this specific reason, truck drivers often make overnight stops to quench their thirst.
3. Fort Portal:
An influx of thirsty tourists has made the area a kandahar hub. Girls as young as 15 sell their bodies to rich men just to make a buck. The boys too love older women. Fort is full of generous Batooro who just give away goodies as if they are rotten tomatoes,so if you are in Fort,just wear a condom!!!!
4. Kabale:
In this border town, people criss-cross between Rwanda and Uganda. That means there’s a blend of all kinds of diseases. In Kabale, you can get a woman for a whole night by just paying 5000 shillings. Another interesting thing that happens in Kabale, Boda boda operators get seduced by elderly mamas who are desperate to have something between their legs. These operators end up shagging these mamas after taking them to their destinations.
5. Kasese:
This town is cool in many ways and the women are fabulous too. But there are lots of sexually active men who are unwilling to use CDs. That means the STDs are many.Kasese has many tourists,many bleached Congolese men who are loaded with alot of cash to lure many sexy babes and big mamas into the forbidden dilemma of shagging,they chew everything that has a hole so be careful when you are in this opposition town,guys this side bakaruuha kaare-meaning bakoowu or they are tired!!!!
6. Bundibugyo:
Lack of water in Bundibugyo means one thing –thirst (pun intended). No wonder this town is renowned for being host to some of the most horny guys going to visit the Rwenzori Mountains.In Bundibugyo they have cultural beliefs that if you use a condom the gods will come for you and your private parts may go to your face.Dont believe them,just use it or abstain for all the time you are there.
7. Rubaare,Ntungamo
My friend Rutanyarahansi once told me that in Ntungamo, malayas even cook for you and boil bathing water for you. OOOh….how sweet. But beware. The favourite hobby of every young person in Ntungamo is s3x.The town is full of horny Bahiima and Banyarwanda Ladies who are always vending their bodies to truck drivers and there is no doubt those ladies are too waterly so condopms may not even work.
A mere tounching a babe from Ntungamo invites elnino into the picture so if you dont know her status,please dont make any mistake of sleeping with her.
This is a warning,the town is full of refuges just dont risk or else you will be like my friend Tom.
8. Kisoro:
The town seems quiet but it’s full of Vegas-like activities, especially in the night. The clubs are awesome and the lodgings are always packed,its full of tourists who come to see mt Muhavura and Chimpanzees at Bwindi Impenetrable forest. Big Bafumbira babes are always in this town and for them they dont put on knickers,now you know what i mean!!!
9. Ishaka:
The local people call it Kabagarame meaning let them sleep while facing up!!! The town is full of students from the countless universities that have popped up around the areas. You can bet that the mingling of sponsors and students is at an all time high.Kampala International University has all tribes of students who even abuse drugs,they have sex as if its one of their course units.This is a place where one can eat 5 kgs of pork as if he is a bull dog!! This town was nicknamed the lost town,just be careful when you are in Ishaka.
10. Hoima
Here there are groups of young guys who failed to go to school,they do nothing but eat mirungi and chase mamas all day. It’s hard not to get into venereal trouble with these kinds of circumstances,they take waragi in Buveras and they are just wasted they eat mamas all day.
Ladies from Hoima have a tendency of calling themselves ‘OILY’ this is because Hoima is an oil town and many construction workers from Oil companies are found there!!!!
We know that AIDS has killed many people in our region and that is why Mbarara News Team Took time to investigate these places for our tourists and our young people such that they sshouldnt fall prey of these sex vampires!!!
There are many Places we dint mention in this article like,Nyeihanga,Itendero,Lyantonde,Ahakageti and Ibanda Town so guys gurad your pants well!!!
